Mrs Wilberforce 11:11 Sun Oct 11
The Worst Blow Job you ever had
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A memory popped into my head the other day - no puns please!
20 years ago, I had a real Porn wannabe who went at the task with a real venom. Teeth scraping, spitting, swearing, ball sucking, hair flicking - the full performance.
Pissed me off to the point where I almost clumped her.
You chaps?
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Northern Sold
6:00 Tue Oct 13
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hohnnies = Johnnys !!!
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Northern Sold
5:59 Tue Oct 13
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On a staggy a few years back a mate got with a bride to be in the club in Blackpool we was in... she was putting it mildly... rotten... however she tried her best with rubber hohnnies hanging from her lovely virginal veil... my mate took her to a cubicle and got her to suck him off... when he done his load he exploded all over her veil and her hanging condoms... she cleaned it up as best as she could but as you can imagine man paste splattered on a bridal veil can not clear up easily... he came back and told us of his episode so we popped over for abetter look... I do hope she is still happily married...
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Joke Royal
5:19 Tue Oct 13
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3 biggest lies?
Black is beautiful
Cheque in the post
I won't cum in your mouth
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JONESY
4:40 Tue Oct 13
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oh, come now claret...
even when we knew we were meant to let on...
we still tried not to!
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Claret Badger
4:26 Tue Oct 13
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I never knew you had to tell them you were about to blow your beans - and always laughed when their pretty heads moreorless resaaembled an inflated puffer fish with Meerkat eyes
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Gavros
3:26 Tue Oct 13
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well all I can say is thank god for hardcore porn.
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JONESY
3:23 Tue Oct 13
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long time ago I pulled a girl that I really don't think had ever given one before.
after much coercing from my good self, she finally caved and ventured south.
she then began to just repeatedly kiss my cock.
I'm talking about the kind of kiss a mother gives a child, or the French give each other on the cheek.
again and again....closed mouth...puckered lips...kinda tapping up and down my cock.
very very strange!
needless to say...
didn't rush back!
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ivan
12:59 Tue Oct 13
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collyrob 12:45 Tue Oct 15
yeah , point taken
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Gavros
12:49 Tue Oct 13
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The one when you wake up with a stinking hangover only to find your granny noshing off your flaccid penis.
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collyrob
12:45 Tue Oct 13
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ivan 12:12 Tue Oct 13
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It's a bloke pretending to be gay on a football forum talking about sucking blokes dicks.
He's a wrong'un
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Qualia
12:43 Tue Oct 13
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My ex was giving me a lovely munch but when I came in her mouth it triggered her gag reflex and she chucked up all over my Nudger. All in all, it was messy.
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ivan
12:12 Tue Oct 13
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collyrob 1:42 Mon Oct 12
There's the hate , right there
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VirginiaHam
10:36 Mon Oct 12
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Mrs Wilberforce 11:11 Sun Oct 11
No such thing as a bad blowjob........some are just better than others. If they aren't getting it right, help them along........great fun.
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Schoffie
10:20 Mon Oct 12
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My first! Have had to try and explain to every other bird I've met since I was 15.. They all said, don't be silly every bloke likes a blow job.. Ffs!! Why do women never listen? What makes it worse is that they all want to be the one that makes you want to like it!!
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Alwaysaniron
10:13 Mon Oct 12
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Had a liaison with a Swiss bird many many years ago and she had a tongue like a fucking tiger.. i'm sure it was bleedin sandpaper. I eventually had to tell her to stop so I could escape to the bathroom and put the poor old boy into some cold water...
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Nurse Ratched
9:23 Mon Oct 12
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"Mine was from Nicola Sturgeon from the BNP"
*blinks*
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Far Cough
5:21 Mon Oct 12
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Thanks for that, Tommy
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Chopper Toshack
5:21 Mon Oct 12
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Me and the wife were cleaning the attic out last week.
Filthy, dirty and covered with cobwebs.
But she's good to the kids.
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sidneyshitcunt
1:56 Mon Oct 12
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Mine was from Nicola Sturgeon from the BNP. She told me she was Wee Jimmy Krankie...
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MrTrentReznor
1:45 Mon Oct 12
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Once had a girlfriend that I rather appropriately called an ill wind which is all you need to know an the matter.
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Grumpster
1:26 Mon Oct 12
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I'm not one to put it about too much, but have always been quite lucky with them and so have never had one that made it a struggle to enjoy.
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